Thursday, 21 November 2013

2014 Funny Quotes

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

When you meet the right woman she will sink into your arms, then your arms in her sink.


“What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two.” 

“I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.” 




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